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Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 7, 2015
Little Johnny
"Hey, Mom," asked Johnny "Can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not."
"If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? What did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.' "
17 Stories Of Pets Sensing The Supernatural
Dogs barking at thin air and cats fleeing from disaster just before it strikes…
A Face in the Webcam
I was home alone and trying out my webcam for the first time. My dog Petey immediately ran down the hall behind me barking and growling. At this point I was using the face detection thing on the webcam where it will put a paper bag over your head on the screen. Petey came back and sat by my feet and at that moment my webcam detected a face over my shoulder and in the screen was a floating paper bag that disappeared after a few seconds.
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Apparently the man who used to own our apartment disappeared under "mysterious circumstances" and is still missing thirty something years later. Every pet we've owned has acted weirdly. The dogs bark at nothing. The cats mysteriously bolt out of the room for no reason. My dog, who is adopted and was likely abused by a man before we got him, will growl at nothing and react the way he does around strange men when no one is there. Even creepier? Sometimes I'll be taking a bath and feel like someone else is in the room, watching me, and when I open the door my cat is sitting outside like she's standing guard. At least I'm protected!
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I took my dog with me to feed my neighbors cats and she went into a closet and just stood in the corner staring up. Later I found out that my neighbors pets do the same thing.
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There's A Device That's Basically A Dog Car Wash And It's The Best
Can they make one for humans?
GUYS! The Woof Washer is definitely the best (and funniest) way to wash a dog.
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Oh boy! We got a filthy dog on our hands. But washing it is such a mess.
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BUT LOOK AT THIS DOG WATER HULA HOOP!
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IT'S LIKE A WATER MASSAGE FOR YOUR POOCH.
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A guy walks into a bar with a box...
He sits down and starts ordering several drinks. "What's in the box?" Asks the bartender "Ugh, just get me another drink...? Grumbles the man. Bartender says "show me what's in the box and the next ones on the house."
The man nods places the box on the bar and takes out a small piano and a man about a foot tall comes out and starts playing the most beautiful music he has ever heard.
"where the hell did you get that?" Asks the bartender.
The man replies "There is a genie out side granting wishes but..."
Before he can finish the bartender runs out side and sees the genie, and yells "I wish for a million bucks!"
After a puff of smoke there are a million ducks walking around quaking. The bartender runs back inside and yells at the guy "Hey you didn't tell me the genie was hard of hearing!" The guy turns around slowly and says with a smirk, "Did you think I really wished for a 12 inch pianist
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