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Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 7, 2015

How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs?

He did crossfit.

A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells "Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!" and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp.

1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.

My wife says I'm too nosy.

At least that's what she said in her diary.

A man walks up to an older woman

and asks her "Excuse me miss, if I were to give you a million dollars would you have sex with me?" The woman takes a moment to think about it and stares at the man, before smiling and finally deciding to say "I'll do it!" The man says "Great! Now, would you do it for a dollar?" And the woman immediately looks disgusted and responds with "Of course not! What sort of woman do you take me for?" And the man says "We've already established what kind of woman you are, now we're just discussing price!"

Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames

and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

I have a temperature of -273.15°C

Don't worry. I'm 0K