I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun :(
Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 7, 2015
Egg timer
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
A man walks up to an older woman
and asks her "Excuse me miss, if I were to give you a million dollars would you have sex with me?" The woman takes a moment to think about it and stares at the man, before smiling and finally deciding to say "I'll do it!" The man says "Great! Now, would you do it for a dollar?" And the woman immediately looks disgusted and responds with "Of course not! What sort of woman do you take me for?" And the man says "We've already established what kind of woman you are, now we're just discussing price!"
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