Because it runs in your jeans.
Thứ Sáu, 31 tháng 7, 2015
21 Animals On The NatGeo Instagram Confess What's On Their Mind
I sat down with 21 animals from the famous NatGeo Instagram and asked them what’s on their mind. Here is what they had to say.
"I've found that if I twist my head like this my neck doesn't look as fat in selfies."
"Should I get lip injections?"
"I think I left the stove on?"
"Did you hear what happened to Cecil?"
One Direction Release First Single Without Zayn Malik
AND IT’S REALLY DAMN GOOD.
In the early hours of the morning, One Direction decided to sneak attack us by randomly dropping their first single off of their forthcoming album.
AND WE WERE NOT SPIRITUALLY READY FOR WHAT WAS ABOUT TO COME.
The new track "Drag Me Down" is the first since Zayn Malik's departure four months ago — and, spoiler, IT IS REALLY DAMN GOOD.
Columbia Records
Sit down, take a deep breath, possibly grab a nearby inhaler, and listen to the incredible track below.
This Spider’s Mating Dance Is Sexy As Hell
Form an orderly queue, ladies and gents.
Meet Maratus personatus: a species of peacock spider that has only recently been discovered.
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He lives in coastal bushland near Albany in Western Australia, and the females there cannot get enough of him.
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They call him “blueface” because of his striking blue mask, which he uses to lure the hearts of unsuspecting female spiders.
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He's only few millimetres long, but his killer dance moves make him the Magic Mike of the arachnids.
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This Compilation Of Dogs Waking Up To The Smell Of Their Favorite Treats Is What Dreams Are Made Of
You wish you could wake up like this every day. #Flawless
The Huffington Post put together this magical compilation of pups waking up to the smell of their favorite treats, and now it's the only way you will ever want to be roused from your sweet slumber.
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GOOD MORNING!
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Is this real life?
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Dreams DO come true.
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The train was quite crowded.
A US marine walked the entire length of the train, looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a poodle, owned by a well dressed, middle-aged, French Woman.
The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may i have that seat ?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the length of the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down ? i'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didnt say a word; he just picked up the little dog. threw it out of the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! This American should be put in his place.'
An Englishman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong things, you live on the wrong side of the Ocean. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.'
A student goes to talk to his professor about his grade.
The student comes up to the professor, "What is this, why did you grade me an 80?"
The professor looks at the exam again, "Yep, an 80 is what you deserve"
The student takes the exam back, and asks "If I'll bite my own eye, will you give me an 85?" The professor is surprised, but still he agrees, at which point the student then takes out his glass eye - and bites it.
The shocked professor then takes the exam back, and marks it 85. The student then says "If I'll bite my nose, will you give me a 90?" The professor is once again shocked, "He can't pull out his nose" he thinks to himself. He finally agrees, at which point the student takes out his dentures, and bites his own nose.
The professor then once again takes the exam, and marks the grade 90.
The student then makes another offer: "If I'll get up on this table, and pee the perfume Coco Chanel on you, will you give me a 100?"
The professor now has to see what this kid can do, so he agrees. The student goes on the table, and pees all over the professor, the professor's shirt is soaking wet, as he goes to to sniff it. "What the hell?! This isn't Coco Chanel! This is piss!"
The student then goes "Fine, we'll leave it at 90".
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