The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load.

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I used to like banking...

... But then I lost interest.

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What's 12 inches long and snaps a cunt?

A selfie stick

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Police report: There was a robbery in the sex shop.

Judging by items that were stolen, perp was alone. Alone for a long time

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What do you call an Italian with a broken arm?

Speech impaired.

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hitchBOT destroyed in Philadelphia

hitchBOT destroyed in Philadelphia
The bot had already successfully traveled through Canada, The Netherlands, and Germany "without incident."

August 3, 2015 at 01:13AM
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The trick to a good joke is nailing the punchline.

Jesus Christ

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