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Chủ Nhật, 30 tháng 8, 2015

What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common?

They both come when you're alseep....

A couple wants to have a quickie...

...but their son is in the house. So they tell him to go out on the balcony and tell them what's going on in the neighborhood while they do their thing. He proceeds to the balcony and begins reporting what he sees. "Looks like the Jeffersons got a new dog." he said. "Oh! And the Alans are moving out." he exclaimed. "Look at that. Looks like the Johnsons are having sex." The couple stops dead. "How do you know the Johnsons are making love?" said the boys father. After a short pause he replies, "Becase their kid is out on the balcony."...

How the Ballpoint Pen Changed Handwriting

How the Ballpoint Pen Changed Handwriting Thicker ink, fewer smudges, and more strained hands. August 29, 2015 at 11:02PM via Digg http://ift.tt/1VhTI...

Jesus has been living in my heart for years...

...and I still haven't received one rent check! No wonder they call him king of the Jews......

A mugged turtle..

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”...

I witnessed an attempted murder earlier...

Luckily only one crow showed up......

Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders?

There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same....