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Thứ Hai, 31 tháng 8, 2015

Been chatting and flirting with this 14 year old chick

Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How freakin' cool is that for someone her age....

Vanessa Hudgens' Dress Confirms That The VMAs Are Basically Formal Coachella

How has nobody noticed this before? Christopher Polk / Getty Images Theo Wargo / Getty Images View Entire List ...

(NSFW) What do a girl's asshole and a 9 volt battery have in common?

You know it's wrong, but eventually you have to put your tongue on it....

What Are the Worst Airports in the World?

What Are the Worst Airports in the World? The most hated and most loved — well, tolerated — airports. August 30, 2015 at 11:29PM via Digg http://ift.tt/1Q1xK...

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work....

What's a gay man's favorite planet?

Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars....

What do you call sex with a french midget?

Bone a petite...