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Chủ Nhật, 30 tháng 8, 2015

Why Holden Caulfield Thinks Wheels On the Buses are Phony



Total travel time to and from Wheels on the bus song for baby: about some hours.



"The first day I went along to school, I was like, do I really need to do this? " Freeman, eighteen, said. But the ride quickly became routine, and now Freeman doesn't hesitate to shoot down the notion of trading the two-hour visit to the science and technology magnet school for your 10 minutes it would take him to go to his local high school.

It used to be that students with the longest bus rides were those that have rural addresses. Today, however, more and more of the longest school bus commutes remain in suburban students, willing to put in the time to be able to attend a prestigious magnet institution.

"Oh, I think it's more than worth it, " said Freeman, a mature at Thomas Jefferson. "I'm very happy at this school. It's among those opportunities that comes to maybe a lucky few students. "

Sometimes the duration of the trips that students are able to endure even surprises adults.

"I'll let you know when I felt it -- about that rare occasion when children miss the bus, and I am just taking them home. I'm contemplating, 'Wow, "' said Montgomery Blair High school Principal Phillip Gainous. Long commutes are getting to be routine at the Silver Spring high school, one of the largest inside Montgomery and home to magnet programs in communications and scientific disciplines that lure students from over the county.



School officials across the region strain to keep regular, in-boundary school bus rides under 1 hour. But that has no keeping on magnet school commutes, which in turn easily stretch longer. Students learn to make the best of the item: One recent morning, a group of Thomas Jefferson freshmen huddled around a smaller light clamped to a math textbook to review for a test. Another college student strummed a guitar. Still others dozed to music using their portable CD players.

Montgomery Blair once offered a buddy program that gave far-flung students safe places to settle if the roads were tied up with bad weather or mishaps. But the program died out from lack of use, Gainous claimed. "We don't do that any more, because the kids are very much accustomed to traveling or waiting for the school, " he said. "They just sleep or do their groundwork. "

Grace Chung, a 15-year-old Thomas Jefferson sophomore, tries to squeeze using some study time on the coach. But she's seen far a lot more intricate maneuvers: A friend once made a total poster for spirit week, including glitter, during the commute in order to school.

"She had her glue and also her glitter. She would pour it on the glue and then pour it last the jar -- I don't think she spilled a single little bit of glitter, " she said.

Grace's basic school is Chantilly. Like just about any traffic-hardened veteran, she separates your ex commuting time into "good visitors days" and "bad traffic times. "

"Sometimes if traffic is basically good, we get there on 8 a. m., " vacation of about a half-hour, Sophistication said. "And sometimes we arrive right before the bell rings" in 8: 30. On a recent icy morning that spawned a multitude of car accidents and backups, Grace made it to school at 9: 25.

She sees the positives. "You make a great deal of friends on the bus. I can take homework that I don't learn how to do and say, 'Here, support me. ' There's some math whizzes about the bus. It's like study lounge. "

In Prince William County, 18-year-old Alan Hogan's hour-long bus ride is more like those of old: No magnet school, he just lives within the rural, western part of the particular county. The stars are still bright when Hogan gets about the bus each morning. He attends Stonewall Jackson Senior high school, near Manassas. Prince William is creating a high school for western-area students, but it won't open until finally 2004.

Until then, the kids just get accustomed to the journey.

Religion and squirrels

There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town: a Presbyterian church, a Baptist church, a Methodist church, a Catholic church and a Jewish synagogue. Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels.The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Methodist church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide.

But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue, but it's rumored that they took one squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel on their property since.

I should make a monument in my yard dedicated to the guy who killed Hitler.

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Avril Lavigne Joined Taylor Swift On Stage And Resolved Their Feud

There’s clearly no bad blood between these pop princesses.

So naturally we all rolled up our sleeves for a new Twitter feud to start...

So naturally we all rolled up our sleeves for a new Twitter feud to start...

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So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid

Guess that makes it Priustoric

Two old friends meet in bar...

[translated from Turkish]

-Hey Jack! How have you been! It's been months!

-Bonjour Monsieur ! Indeed, it's been a while

-"Bonjour Monsieur"? What's this French?

-Mais biensur !

-Don't screw with me Jack. I know you don't know French. We both went to the same school and we never had any French lessons!!

-No, no! I'm learning via the radio. 99.3 FM. Every day at 10AM you have French lessons. Very easy, I suggest you try.

-Oh, ok, cool I'll give a try tomorrow.

Next morning he calls Jack: -Yo Jack, I have those old radios with a needle for tuning. Does it work with those old radios too?

-Sure! Scroll to 99, then go a little further to the right.

-Oh cool! Thx!

-Mais de rien !

-oh! stfu already...

Couple of weeks later, he meets Jack again. And Jack asks: -Salut mon ami, How is your French?

  • Shhhszzzzoussssshzzziuhli! (static noise)

[probably not the best written joke :/]

Husband and wife go to a club

They notice a guy on the dance floor giving everyone a show. He's breakdancing, moon walking and even throwing in a few backflips. The wife turns to the husband and says, "see that guy on the dance floor? He proposed to be 25 years ago and I turned him down!" Husband says "Yeah looks like he's still celebrating!"