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Thứ Tư, 30 tháng 9, 2015
Watch This Dance To The "Breaking Bad" Theme Song And Cry Happy Tears
Dancing, BITCH.
Alexa Vega aka Carmen from Spy Kids took a note from Jesse Pinkman and made dancing her bitch...bitch. With the help of Dancing with the Stars partner, Mark Ballas, the two performed an awesome dance to the Breaking Bad theme song.
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25 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Capture Your Feelings About Animals
“Animals should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people.” - April Ludgate
16 Birds You Won't Believe Actually Exist
R u ok birds.
This bird that wants you to think it's a cartoon character.
The superb bird-of-paradise has possibly the most surreal mating display you'll ever see. They perform their dance in a small territory that they defend when other males come along.
BBC / youtube.com
This taxidermy project gone wrong.
The helmeted hornbill is a large bird with a call that sounds like "maniacal laughter".
Doug Janson / Creative Commons / Via en.wikipedia.org
This bird who is definitely not a puppet.
The moustached kingfisher is an elusive forest-dweller – this photo, released last week, is one of the first ever taken of it.
Rob Moyle / Via amnh.org
This bird who doesn't know why you keep laughing at his face.
The Sri Lanka frogmouth is nocturnal and lives in south India and (surprise!) Sri Lanka.
Husband Wanted
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
‘Rang the doorbell, didn't I?'
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