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My Grandpa's favorite "dumb blonde" joke.

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A blonde is on an airplane to Chicago and gets up from her seat in coach and goes into the first class cabin and sits down.

The flight attendant goes up to the blonde and politely tells her that she does not have a first class ticket and must go back to coach. The blonde refuses and says , "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I am going to Chicago, and I am staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "you say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in coach.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Chicago."

edit: Consistency. Apparently, just typing out this joke gives you 'dumb blonde syndrome'.

I Worked At An Aquarium For A Day And This Is What I Learned

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I’ve always loved sharks, so I ditched my cubicle and spent a day swimming with and feeding them — and it was FINTASTIC.

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Hi! My name is Sam, and I really like sharks. I also like to try new things — including new jobs that take me out of my comfort zone.

I've had an obsession with sharks since a very early age (yet was terrified of dogs — I could handle a great white, but not a Chihuahua, go figure). Maybe it's because I'm a swimmer, and I saw something in an animal that goes fast in the water. Or maybe it's because sharks are notorious for eating almost anything, which I could relate to. Or maybe it's just because sharks are the ultimate "DGAF" animals and rule the ocean with an iron fin. Regardless, sharks have always held a special place in my heart.

This got me thinking: What would it be like to work with sharks at an aquarium for a day? Would it be difficult? Would I have fun? And most important of all, would a shark try and eat me? There was just one way to find out...

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