Pucker up.
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Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 10, 2015
A 5 year old boy asked his dad...
A 5 year old boy asked his dad - "Daddy.. what are those bumps on mommy's chest?"
The father, a bit uncomfortable at the question, decided his son was too young to learn about female anatomy.
"Those are mommy's balloons, son", said the father. "And when she dies, they'll float her up to heaven."
"Ok daddy", said the boy.
A few days later, the father receives a frantic phone call at work from his son.
'Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!!"
Startled, he asks "Son, why do you think that?"
"Well", said the little boy between sniffles, "the next door neighbor is blowing up her balloons, and she's screaming to god that she's coming."
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Remember: You have puppies on your side.
Is this cat you IRL right now?
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Do you need someone to lean on?
Maybe you need a buddy to help you carry a little of that extra weight.
Or a gentle reminder that your pals always have your back.
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Paws and think about your actions.
"Drinking straight from the carton again?"
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"What are you going to do if the neighbors ever decide to secure their wifi?"
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"There's no way you read the terms & conditions that quickly."
"Too late. I saw you kick that ice cube under the fridge."
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