Just let them live.
Cats have it rough, and some days they just need a little nip to take off the edge.
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Thứ Sáu, 2 tháng 10, 2015
This Kid And Her Dad Teaching Their Dog How To Howl Is So Adorable
The family who howls together, stays together.
Are you ready for some cute? Good. Because it's time you watch this:
1,2,3, HOWL!
A man goes to a massage parlor looking for a happy ending...
A man goes to a massage parlor looking for a happy ending.
He goes inside and meets with his massage therapist, a middle-aged Asian woman who is not wholly unattractive. She takes him into the room, lights a few candles and leaves the room so he can undress. He does so and lies down on the table.
She returns and begins to massage his back and buttocks, causing him to become aroused. After several minutes, she asks him to roll over, whereupon she notices the large bulge beneath his towel.
"Oh! You want wanky?" she asks, and the man nods emphatically. With a smile, the therapist signals to him with one finger and steps out of the room.
Thirty minutes or so pass, and the man is still lying on the table. By now, he is no longer horny. The therapist finally returns, and peeking her head into the room, she asks, "Are you done?"
22 Dogs Who Just Want To Watch The World Burn
It’s all fun and games until someone poops on your dashboard.
This dog who has some farts and is not afraid to use them.
These bullies.
Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 10, 2015
Would You Smooch These Animals?
Pucker up.
We all love animals. But are you willing to put your love to the test?
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A 5 year old boy asked his dad...
A 5 year old boy asked his dad - "Daddy.. what are those bumps on mommy's chest?"
The father, a bit uncomfortable at the question, decided his son was too young to learn about female anatomy.
"Those are mommy's balloons, son", said the father. "And when she dies, they'll float her up to heaven."
"Ok daddy", said the boy.
A few days later, the father receives a frantic phone call at work from his son.
'Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!!"
Startled, he asks "Son, why do you think that?"
"Well", said the little boy between sniffles, "the next door neighbor is blowing up her balloons, and she's screaming to god that she's coming."
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