Thứ Bảy, 31 tháng 10, 2015
15 Songs You Loved (But Forgot About) From 10 Years Ago
Remember Howie Day lol?
"Listen To Your Heart" by D.H.T.
Why this song spoke to you: Remember puberty? Remember longingly staring out of your bedroom window pretending to be sad? This song went hand in hand with both of those.
"Just The Girl" by The Click 5
Why this song spoke to you: Backstreet Boys + All-American Rejects + funny hair = The Click 5. They were like the perfect mix of everything you cared about in 2005.
Why I won't carpool.
I thought about carpooling with some co-workers to work, but the problem is that on the way to the office we have to go through a tunnel. I'm deathly afraid of this situation. Turns out I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
5 year old son after reading a story about a king...
Son:......Mom, I also want 5 wives.....one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.......
Mom:....And one will put you to sleep
Son:..No mom, i will still sleep with you
Mom's eyes filled up with tears ... God bless you son
Mom:...but who will sleep with your 5 wives
Son...Let them sleep with daddy
Daddy's eyes filled up with tears... God bless you son !
19 Songs To Listen To When The Patriarchy's Got You Down
WHO RUN THIS MOTHER???
Beyoncé, "Run The World (Girls)"
If someone is making you feel less than, there's nothing more satisfying to scream than "WHO RUN THIS MOTHER? GIRLS!!"
Best patriarchy-smashing lyric: "Boy I know you love it / How we're smart enough to make these millions / Strong enough to bear the children / Then get back to business"
Columbia
Little Mix and Missy Elliot, "How Ya Doin'?"
Perfect when you're not in the mood to be texting with any fuckboys. Also, there's a Missy Elliot rap.
Best patriarchy-smashing lyric: "It's been so long since you have treated me like I deserved / So long, baby, I'm gone / You can leave a message for me after the tone."
Syco
Christina Aguilera and Lil' Kim, "Cant Hold Us Down"
Christina and Lil' Kim go IN on this song. It's the best anthem for being loud and unapologetic about your feminism.
Best patriarchy-smashing lyric: "This is for my girls all around the world / Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth / Thinking all women should be seen, not heard"
RCA
Janelle Monáe and Erykah Badu, "Q.U.E.E.N."
This song is a middle finger to anyone who tells women, or anyone, how they should act.
Best patriarchy-smashing lyric: "She who writes the movie owns the script and the sequel. / So why ain't the stealing of my rights made illegal?"
Wondaland / Bad Boy
Happy Halloween From A Tiny Hamster And His Friends
Ain’t no Halloween party like a tiny hamster Halloween party!