I don't want them knowing my real name.
Thứ Bảy, 31 tháng 10, 2015
A man is at his doctor ...
... And the doctor asks the man to pull down his pants and sit on the bench as the doctor examines him.
The doctor says "Don't worry, it's totally normal to get an erection at this moment".
The man says "But I don't have an erection" "No but I do" the doctor replied.
ESPN Just Killed Grantland — Here Are Some Of Our Favorite Stories
ESPN Just Killed Grantland — Here Are Some Of Our Favorite Stories
Grantland, ESPN's excellent sports and culture site, was unceremoniously shut down on Friday, a little over four years after its launch and several months after ESPN booted founder Bill Simmons. Here are some of our favorite stories from over the years.
October 31, 2015 at 02:45AM
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White guy goes to prison... (NSFW)
To his dismay, he's put in a cell with a very large black man. After a few moments of silence, the black man says in a deep, booming voice, "There's one thing we gotta get straight right now if we're gonna be in this cell together. We gots to figure out who's gonna be the husband and who's gonna be the wife. I'll let you decide."
The white guy is shaken, and thinks for a moment through all of the ramifications of his decision. Finally he says, "Okay, I'll be the husband."
The black guys says, "That's fine with me. Now get over here and suck yo wife's dick."
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