Met a woman with 12 boobs the other day

Sounds weird dozen tit?

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Life is a lot like toilet paper.

You're either on a roll.....or you're taking shit from some asshole.

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My boss said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I've got a hunch it might be me.

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People Are Dressing Their Pets As Beanie Babies And It's Almost Too Much

Has cuteness finally gone too far?

Remember Beanie Babies? Those cute little toys from the '90s everyone thought would be worth something some day.

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They're back and cuter than ever.

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Pet owners everywhere are slaying the dress-up game with a simple yet ingenious costume idea.

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All you need is a homemade TY tag....

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Painted my computer black hoping it would run faster...

Now it just doesn't work.

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Why did President Obama get two terms?

Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

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What's it called when you get a boner at a funeral? (NSFW)

Mourning wood.

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