Thank you daylight savings time.
Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 11, 2015
Here's The Ultimate Playlist To Get You Through The Stages Of A Breakup
Don’t even think about texting your ex. We got this.
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Charlotte Gomez / Via BuzzFeed
"It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday" by Boyz II Men
Because right after a breakup, the pain is so raw and so real, you wonder how you will ever get through it. The Boyz have got your back.
Lyric that punches you in the feels: "I thought we'd get to see forever, but forever's gone away. It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday."
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"I Can't Make You Love Me" by Bonnie Raitt
Because you know deep down, you can't force someone to love you. No matter how hard you try.
Lyric that gets you right in the feels: "I'll close my eyes, then I won't see the love you don't feel when you're holding me."
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Everything is bigger in Texas
A Texan man was driving thru rural NSW with his Aussie chaperone when they passed a cornfield.
'You know back where I am from in Texas our cornfields are ten times larger then that' scoffs the Texan.
Next they drive past a couple of barns.
'You know back where I am from in Texas our barns are ten times larger then that'
They continue along when they pass an open field with kangaroos jumping about.
'What do you call those things' asks the shocked Texan.
The Aussie chaperone replies 'don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?'
Chủ Nhật, 1 tháng 11, 2015
Old man goes to a doctor...
Old man, well into his eighties, goes to a doctor for a regular checkup.
The doctor examines him, makes several tests, looks at him and he can't believe what he sees. He says:
"Old man, this can't be true! You're old, but you're healthy as a teenager. No hypertension, no elevated sugar levels, your ECG is perfect... How is that possible?"
"Well" old man replies "probably because I'm physically active. You see, I walk every day, I go fishing regulary..."
"No" the doctor interrupts him "that couldn't possibly explain this phenomenon. This must be genetic. Tell me, how old was your father when he died?"
"My father is not dead! - the old man replies - He's alive and well just as I am. We go fishing together."
The doctor is gobsmacked. With a shaky voice, he asks:
"How old is he?"
"Almost a hundred. He married young."
"Wow! This is phenomenal! Now, how about your grandfather? Can you remember how old was he when he died?"
"He's not dead either! He's almost 120."
Now the doctor is skeptical.
"I guess he too goes fishing with you and your father?"
"Oh, no, this week he'll be at home, he's preparing for his wedding"
"He's getting married at 120?"
"Well, he doesn't really want to, but his parents are nagging him..."
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