A Iranian, a Israeli, and a Nazi are walking through the desert...

....when they happen upon a magic lamp! Excited, they rub the lamp and a Genie appears. "Thank you for releasing me! In exchange, I will grant you each one wish".

The Iranian thinks for a minute, and says: "My people get pushed around by the rest of the world, but we would be fine if we had 1,000 tanks". The Genie says "Granted".

The Israeli thinks for a minute and says: "My country is in danger now because of these tanks, I wish for a wall around Israel that will keep out these tanks and protect us". The Genie says "Granted".

The Nazi thinks for a minute, and says: "Tell me about this wall". The Genie replies: "Well, it is 1,000 meters tall, 100 meters thick, and made of solid steel. The only way in our out is by helicopter or plane". The Nazi thinks for a bit, asks: "Nothing can get in or out?". "Correct" says the Genie. The Nazi says: "Fill it with water".

This joke was developed by a multicultural team of various faiths and beliefs.

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Justin Bieber Dropped A "Hotline Bling" Remix And It Will Give You So Much Life

Bling 231-377-1113 to hear it.

By now, you are likely familiar with "Hotline Bling," Drake's hit song that has captured our hearts with its sultry sounds and iconic dance moves.

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At the end of the call, there is a brief plug for Purpose, Bieber's new album that comes out November 13.

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Listen to the "Hotline Bling" remix here:

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The Half-Wit

A man owned a small ranch near Great Falls, Montana. The Montana Labor Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board."

"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week plus free room and board."

"Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day, with no days off, and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week and pays his own room and board."

"But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to... the half-wit," says the investigator.

"You're talking to him," replied the rancher.

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What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space.

Successful

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In Arbitration, a ‘Privatization of the Justice System’

In Arbitration, a ‘Privatization of the Justice System’
Businesses and corporations of all types are increasingly including clauses in contracts that force customers and employees to seek justice through private arbitrators. The outcomes of this private justice system are disturbing,

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I saw a billboard the other day for a sports team called the Chicago Fire.

it made me wonder just how long it takes before you can name a team after a tragedy.

it'd be like naming a football team "the New York Jets."

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A husband forgot his wife's anniversary...

So a husband forgot that today was his anniversary, and naturally, his wife was upset and mad at him. The wife then gave him an ultimatum. "If I dont see something chrome plated that can go 0-100 in less than 5 seconds in the garage by tomorrow morning, the neighbors will see you walking away from this house with a large suitcase." The husband, worried, went away and thought to himself "what in the world could she possibly want..." He thought long and hard, and finally thought of something that would be perfect for her. In fact, it was exactly what she asked for! "How could this ever go wrong!" he thought to himself. The next day rolls around, and the husband takes his wife's hand to the garage. The wife, not seeing anything, asks "where is it?" The husband points at the floor, on which lay a chrome plated weighing scale.

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