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Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 11, 2015
Priyanka Chopra Is Now The Voice Of PETA's Life-Sized Robot Elephant
Is there anything she can’t do?
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Ellie will begin a tour through the U.S., Europe and India, and will tell her story about being separated from her mother at a young age, and the physical abuse she faced while at the circus.
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Teacher and Students
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
The Irish brothel
Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road. The local Methodist pastor appears and quickly goes inside. "Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman, "Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?" No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door, knocks, and goes inside. The second Irishman says "Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!" They continue drinking their beer, roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi, when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door. "Ah, now dat's sad." says the third Irishman. "One of the girls must have died."
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