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Thứ Năm, 5 tháng 11, 2015
"Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"Hello?", "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."
Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute."
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
Long Pause
Then Daddy says,
"Swimming pool? .... Is this 486-5731?"
The Ultimate Bob Dylan Trivia Quiz
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This Man Built A Special Kayak So He Could Take His Dogs On Adventures
Because what’s an adventure without your BFFs?
Dogs are too legit to quit when it comes to companionship.
Name just ONE other friend who has full-body convulsions of joy when you walk through the door.
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So when 67-year-old David Bahnson decided to retire, he built a dog-friendly kayak so his two pups could enjoy it with him.
Bahnson—a Vermont native—redesigned two of the baggage compartments on his Pygmy Boat to accommodate his furry children Ginger and Susie, he told the Huffington Post UK.
Bahnson declined to comment about his invention to BuzzFeed Life.
Linda Bahnson
To make his design safe, Bahnson attached borders [or "coamings"] to his dogs' seats to keep them cozy.
"They are trained to get in the kayak themselves on command. They sit down, and off we go. When we come ashore, they'll stay seated until I tell them it's OK to get out," Bahnson said in an interview with The Dodo.
David Bahnson
As for the dogs, Bahnson says they love the kayak.
Linda Bahnson
13 Things That Change For The Better When You Get Married
According to Us the Duo.
Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed
From the very beginning, music has been an important part of Michael and Carissa Alvarado's love story. The couple — better known as Us the Duo — met on the set of a music video, where they immediately hit it off and decided to become collaborators. Their courtship played out online where they shared videos of themselves singing love songs, covers, and duets. In 2012, they got married and performed an original song instead of traditional wedding vows. And then last year, they became the first Vine stars to sign with a major label when they inked a deal with Republic Records.
Now, four years into their relationship, Michael and Carissa are finally looking back at their whirlwind romance and, of course, they're doing it through song. The couple's new single, "Slow Down Time," is a power-pop duet about staying connected and in love through all the craziness. It's the rare love song about what happens after "happily ever after" and, to celebrate, we invited the duo to our offices in New York to talk about the differences between dating and being married.
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