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Thứ Tư, 2 tháng 12, 2015

A young Italian man is held in jail

The police are convinced that he is part of the local mafia and are trying to get him to confess. One day his grandfather sends him a letter:

"Vittorio, I am too old to be digging up the garden by myself. It's too bad you are in jail because now we won't have tomatoes this year. Your grandpa misses you."

To which the young man replies:

"Nonnino, you'd better not dig around the garden anyway because that's where I buried them. Your grandson, Vittorio."

At dawn the next day, the police raid the grandfather's house with shovels and search every inch of the garden. Later that day, the grandfather receives another note:

"Good luck with the tomatoes gramps, I did the best I could. Your grandson, Vittorio."

An Adorable Animals Advent Calendar: December 1

Kick off the merriest month!

For December 1, here's just a wee taste of the holiday season that's upon us!

For December 1, here's just a wee taste of the holiday season that's upon us!

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Drop Everything, Emo Kids, Because Jack's Mannequin Is Reuniting

♫ DARK BLUE, DARK BLUUUUEEEEE♫

If you were a fan of poppy-punky music in the mid-2000s, you obviously know about Jack's Mannequin.

If you were a fan of poppy-punky music in the mid-2000s, you obviously know about Jack's Mannequin.

Maverick / Sire

Remember the super-romantic 24-hour dance marathon in the "Dark Blue" music video? OF COURSE YOU DO.

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McMahon wrote on his website that, though he always wants to focus on the present, he "cannot deny Transit's place in his life and the lives of his fans."

McMahon wrote on his website that, though he always wants to focus on the present, he "cannot deny Transit's place in his life and the lives of his fans."

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London lawyer

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

Irish cop says,"License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says,"Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says,"Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye havte come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration,please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop, or just slow down? "

26 Cats Working Toward The Destruction Of The Patriarchy

Overthrowing centuries of injustice one nap at a time.

This cat doesn't give a damn about body-shamers.

This cat doesn't give a damn about body-shamers.

She'll eat *exactly* what she wants.

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This cat believes that the phrase "walk of shame" stigmatises women's sexuality.

This cat believes that the phrase "walk of shame" stigmatises women's sexuality.

That's why she's doing a "stride of pride" instead.

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This cat is protesting representations of women in the mainstream media by shredding a newspaper into a thousand tiny pieces.

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This cat is always keeping an eye out for sexist microaggressions.

In the workplace, in the classroom, on your roof.

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I wish I was a helicase enzyme...

...because then I could unzip your genes

Psy Is Back With Two Completely Batshit New Music Videos

The king of YouTube defends his crown with “Daddy” and “Napal Baji.”

Heeeeey, sexy lady! Good news: K-pop sensation and literal internet-breaker Psy is back with two completely batshit new music videos.

Heeeeey, sexy lady! Good news: K-pop sensation and literal internet-breaker Psy is back with two completely batshit new music videos.

The music video for the singer’s hit “Gangnam Style” is still the most-watched video on YouTube with over 2.4 billion views.

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The first video, “Daddy,” is the weirder of the two.

The song is also catchy AF. Good luck getting the "I got it from my daddy" hook out of your head!

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It features three creepy, CGI’d generations of Psy...

It features three creepy, CGI’d generations of Psy...

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Some split-screen bathroom antics...

Some split-screen bathroom antics...

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