her carbon footprint turned to diamond.
Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 12, 2015
A man walks into a bar and orders three drinks.
The barman serves him and then watches as the man alternates between each drink until all three are empty.
"Why do you drink them in that fashion?" asks the barman.
The man replies "I have two brothers, and they've both recently moved away. One is in Portugal, and the other is in Peru. But we've decided that we should still all drink together once a week, so right now my brothers are doing the exact same thing."
The barman, thinking it a wonderful idea, happily prepares the three drinks week in week out.
Then, one day, the man walks in, picks up two of the drinks, walks slowly to his table, and starts drinking.
The barman instantly knows exactly what this means and approaches the man's table and says "I'm terribly sorry for your loss."
The man replies "Don't worry, my brothers are fine. I just decided to quit drinking."
A rapist, a zoophile, a pedophile, a sadist, a necrophile, a pyromaniac, and a masochist are all standing in a jail cell. .
The rapist: "I'd like to fuck something."
The zoophile: "A cat?"
The pedophile: "Even better, a kitten."
The sadist: "How about we beat the kitten up, and THEN have sex with it?"
The necrophiliac: "Alright let's beat a kitten to DEATH, and then have sex with it."
The pyromaniac: "Okay, how about we beat a kitten to death, light it on fire, and then have sex with it?"
The masochist: "Meow."
Leaked Documents Reveal Dothan Police Department Planted Drugs on Young Black Men For Years, District Attorney Doug Valeska Complicit
Leaked Documents Reveal Dothan Police Department Planted Drugs on Young Black Men For Years, District Attorney Doug Valeska Complicit
All of the officers reportedly were members of a Neoconfederate organization that the Southern Poverty Law Center labels “racial extremists.”
December 3, 2015 at 12:36AM
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A blind man walks into a shop...
...he picks his guide dog up by the tail and starts to swing it around his head. "Can I help you!?" Asks the shop assistant. "No thanks" said the man, "I'm just looking around."
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