He's got little legs
Thứ Hai, 7 tháng 12, 2015
Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.
We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-ass neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!
Carter: Cancer is gone
Carter: Cancer is gone
Carter, 91, made the announcement near the beginning of the Sunday School class he was teaching at Maranatha Baptist Church in Plains, a close friend and fellow church member said.
December 7, 2015 at 12:35AM
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I used to have a job;
“I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.”
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