It’s time to meet the real you. Based on this post.
Thứ Hai, 7 tháng 12, 2015
A guy rushes into a pharmacy run by prudes...
Goes straight to the register and says in a loud voice "Gimme one condom."
The cashier lady is outraged. "Young man! You mind that tongue of yours!"
"Right. Gimme two condoms, then."
19 Insanely Kawaii Cat-Themed Products You Had No Idea You Needed
Meow is the time to move to Japan and buy cute cat stuff.
Cat Print Sneakers, ¥11,800
If you get the pants to match, you are truly living your best life. By Franche Lippee.
Japan Has Built Special Tunnels To Stop Turtles Getting Hurt
TURTLE TUNNELS OH MY WORD.
The West Japan Railway Company has teamed up with Suma Aqualife Park to build turtle tunnels to prevent the reptiles being harmed on tracks.
According to the Japan Times, when trying to cross railway tracks turtles can become stuck at junctions, and crushed when rails switch between tracks, causing travel issues for train passengers.
There have been 13 incidents caused by turtles between 2002 and 2014.
Five tunnels have been built near switch points in the area. The ditches are checked monthly, and turtles caught in the structures are taken to the aquarium.
Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.
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