He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Thứ Tư, 9 tháng 12, 2015
Two boys are in the woods...
...They were walking when they noticed two girls getting naked in a nearby pond. One kid bolted the other way and the other one chased after him. "Why did you leave man! That was the prime opportunity for us to see naked chicks!" Then the other kid said "well, my mom said if I ever see a naked girl before I'm married, I'll turn to stone and I felt something getting hard!"
Have you heard about the sequel to
the Exorcist ? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son.
A 3-year-old is watching his mum get changed...
As she drops her knickers, he points at her crotch and asks: "Mum, what is that?!"
Panicking, the mother quips "Oh, that's... that's where god hit me with an axe..."
"Phwoar" Says the boy... "Right in the cunt!"
What Really Happens When You Get Shot
What Really Happens When You Get Shot
Depictions of gun violence in fictional shows and movies are routine, and often wildly imaginative. Those depictions are distorting understanding of what bullets can — or can’t — do to bodies.
December 9, 2015 at 12:30AM
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