One will see you after a while, and the other will see you later.
Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 1, 2016
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
We Know How Your New Years Eve Will Be Based On The Dog You Choose
Choose wisely or you’ll end up passed out at McDonald’s, using cold fries and mystery wig as your pillow.
Thứ Năm, 31 tháng 12, 2015
23 Of The Most Romantic Love Songs From 2015
All of the love songs we loved this year.
Ellie Goulding, "Love Me Like You Do"
Say what you will about the Fifty Shades of Grey movie — the soundtrack is great. Like, really, truly, Beyoncé-is-on-this-thing great! But, while most of the film’s music paints in ~shades of lust~, Ellie Goulding’s contribution, “Love Me Like You Do,” is pure bliss. Built like a cathedral of synths, the song is toweringly romantic and unapologetically sweet.
Swoonworthy lyric: "You're the light, you're the night / You're the color of my blood / You're the cure, you're the pain / You're the only thing I wanna touch"
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Selena Gomez, "Good for You"
Selena Gomez transitioned into adult pop stardom this year with a whisper, not a shout. Literally. Her first post-Disney single — the hushed, R&B-inspired "Good for You" — is sung in a sexy, vowel-breaking whisper. The result is like pillow talk, only catchier.
Swoonworthy lyric: "Let me show you how proud I am to be yours / Leave this dress a mess on the floor / And still look good for you, good for you"
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Fetty Wap, "My Way (feat. Monty)"
On "My Way" time slows to a syrupy wooze as the rapper tries to impress the object of his affection with come-on after come-on. It's equal parts charming and desperate. It's charmingly desperate. There’s something about Fetty Wap’s Auto-Tuned warbling that sounds like the way infatuation feels — uncontrollable and ecstatic.
Swoonworthy lyric: "I spotted you, you had that glow / Watch me pull out all this dough / Take you where you want to go"
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Carly Rae Jepsen, "Run Away With Me"
Nobody crushes like Carly Rae Jepsen crushes. Fluttery feelings of romantic possibility take on cosmic shadings and become something grander in her hands. Three years ago, she made giving your phone number to a stranger sound fated on her bubblegum masterpiece, “Call Me Maybe,” and, this year, she’s imbued her best new song, “Run Away With Me,” a sax-inflected, end-of-the-night anthem, with a real sense of destiny.
Swoonworthy lyric: "Oh baby, take me to the feeling / I'll be your sinner, in secret / When the lights go out / Run away with me"
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The Most Delicious Celebrity Twitter Beefs Of 2015
There was some Grade A beef this year.
Meek Mill Vs. Drake
When: July 2015
What Happened: So Meek accused Drake of not writing his own raps, and instead of responding via Twitter, Drake dropped TWO diss tracks: "Changed Up" and the Grammy nominated "Back to Back."
Alberto E. Rodriguez / Kevin Winter / Anopdesignstock / Getty Images
Nicki Minaj Vs. Taylor Swift
When: July 2015
What Happened: Nicki expressed in a series of tweets how she felt snubbed by the VMAs and how if she were "a different kind of artist" she would have gotten the nomination. One of the tweets seemed to call out Taylor Swift, who took the tweet personally and responded.
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Katy Perry Vs. Taylor Swift
When: July 2015
What Happened: Just when it seemed the Nicki Vs. Taylor feud was a thing of the past, Katy Perry jumped in with a subtweet of her own — which Nicki favorited.
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Louis Tomlinson Vs. Zayn Malik
When: May 2015
What Happened: After Louis subtweeted a pic of Zayn and his producer Naughty Boy, Naughty Boy took shots at Louis's vocals. Louis then dissed him back, UNTIL FINALLY Zayn stepped in, telling Louis he had no life.
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