It was about bloody time.
Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 3, 2016
A man goes to visit a frog in the woods
The man knows the frog loves reading, so he brings him a variety of literature. He finds the frog hanging out by a pond and presents him with classics, comedy, and nonfiction, but the frog shakes his head at each book one by one.
Finally the man, exasperated, says, "I don't understand! You used to love reading. Why don't you have an interest in books anymore?"
The frog holds up a smartphone and replies,
"Reddit.
Reddit.
Reddit."
One of everything.
A man walks into a grocery store and grabs a shopping cart. He grabs one egg, one tomato, one head of lettuce, one steak, one banana, one apple, and one of everything else in the store.
He walks up to the counter and starts putting his items on the belt. After the cashier gives him a weird look, she says, "You must be single."
He says, "I am. How did you know?"
She says, "Because you're extremely ugly."
These Ballet Dancers Get To Bring Their Dogs To Work And It's Seriously Cute
Pointe shoes and puppies. OMG.
When you think of pointe shoes, you may not think of puppies. But that's what's been going on behind the studio walls of the American Ballet Theatre since the 1980s, company spokesperson Kelly Ryan told BuzzFeed News.
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Boylston said the company has always been dog-friendly. She said the dog-friendly culture is an outgrowth of the long performance tours dancers took in the 80s. The company invited dog owners to bring their dogs with them instead of paying for boarding.
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Ryan estimates there are about 18 dogs that belong to dancers and at least two cats. Staff at the company have about seven to 10 dogs that they bring to work as well.
Dogs even play a part in the ballet, Giselle. The dogs accompany a noble hunting party who visit Giselle’s village which sparks a chain of tragic events.
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An Artist Has Turned His Dog Into A Star By Transforming Him Into A Giant
Clifford IRL, on Instagram at least.
This is Chris Cline, an illustrator living in Minnesota, and his goldendoodle, Juji.
Cline and his girlfriend got Juji as a puppy a year-and-a-half ago, he told BuzzFeed News. At first, Cline wasn't sure about having a dog, but he and Juji became fast friends.
"Within weeks I was really head over heels for this dog," he said.
About a year ago, Cline said he was at a "stale" point in his life as an artist. One day, he decided to photoshop a photo of he and Juji to make the pup seem larger than life — literally.
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