"Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?" he pleaded
Thứ Năm, 3 tháng 3, 2016
Three guys die and go to heaven.
God tells them, "Your vehicle in heaven will be determined based on how well you treated your wife."
The first guy says, "I never cheated on my wife." As such, he gets a Lamborghini.
The second guy says, "I cheated on my wife a little." So he gets a used car.
The third guy says, "I cheated on my wife a lot." So he gets a motorcycle.
The second and third guys see the first guy crying. They ask, "Why are you crying? You got the best vehicle of all."
The first guy says, "I just saw my wife on rollerskates."
A Rescued Lion, Tiger, And Bear Have Become The Best Of Friends
A lion, a tiger, a bear, oh my.
A lion, a tiger, and a bear have formed an adorable friendship after being rescued as cubs 15 years ago.
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Baloo the black bear, Leo the lion, and Shere Khan the tiger came to Noah's Ark Animal Sanctuary (NAAS) in California after being found in a basement during a drug raid in Atlanta. All three were malnourished and infected with parasites.
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However, all three fully recovered and now live happily together at the sanctuary.
Shere Kahn has been described as the "mischievous, affectionate" one.
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