People With A Fear Of Birds Were Surprised With Ducklings

They arrived bird haters. They left duckling mothers.

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Donald Trump and his chauffeur are driving on a country road

Donald Trump and his chauffeur are driving on a country road. Suddenly, a pig runs in front of the car.

The chauffeur has no time to react, and runs over it, giving it instant death.

The chauffeur stops the car, gets out and looks around. He spots a small farm-house in the distance. Donald says to his chauffeur, "You should at least tell them that you've killed the pig"

The chauffeur does as he's told.

A couple of hours later, the chauffeur stumbles out of the farmhouse, covered in lipstick kiss-marks and a bottle of champagne in each hand.

As he stumbles to the passenger side window, Donald exclaims, "Jesus, what did you tell them?"

"Exactly what you told me boss...Hi I'm Donald Trump's chauffeur and I've just killed the pig...."

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Why don't blind people go skydiving?

It scares the shit out of the dogs.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite film?

It's fucking Frozen.

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21 Puppies Who Have No Idea How Big They're About To Be

They grow up too fast!

This pup who looks more like a panda cub than a puppy.

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This dude who has already outgrown his ability to be a lap dog.

THIS BABY WHO IS SMALLER THAN THE CLASSIC ST. BERNARD BARREL THINGY.

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This innocent little fine-tuned piccolo.

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If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on?

The Ex-Men.

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