FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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He tells his boss he can't come in because of an awful headache.
The boss says to him, "I can't let you have today off. You need to come in. You know what I do when I have a headache? I grab my wife, throw her on the bed, and have sex with her, no questions asked. Do that, feel better, and get your butt to work."
The employee calls back 30 min later and says, "you were right! I feel much better. Nice house btw..."
If they point away from you she's not interested, if they're behind her ears she's very interested.
There was this hard working prostitute who had been working 18 hours a day for more than a decade.She had a quite a bit of money but money wasn't what she wanted anymore, she was sick of her job,her life ,EVERYTHING.One day she decided to end her miserable life and she lied down on a train track with her legs spread apart. The next day it was all over the news "Local Train Missing".
...The little boy unwraps a candy bar and eats it. Then he eats a second one. And a third, fourth and fifth.
The old man, watching this, says "You shouldn't be eating so many candy bars. You will ruin your teeth and get fat."
The little boy responded, "My Grandfather lived to be 102 years old."
The old man replied "Did your Grandfather eat 5 candy bars every day?"
The little boy said, "No, he minded his own fucking business."