Interviewer asked me why I'd make a good waiter?

Me: You could say I...bring a lot to the table.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying.

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Jesus walks into a bar

and says "I'll just have water"

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Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.

Jesus: A table for 26, please.

Headwaiter: But there's only . . . um, 13 of you.

Jesus: Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side.

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Did you hear the great news?! North Korea finally agrees to let their people travel the world freely.

Sadly any country they travel to, arrested them for espionage and sentenced them to 15 years of prison with hard labor. Still... Several North Korea detainees were quoted saying: "This was still the best vacation they had ever been on!"

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins!

(Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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