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Thứ Năm, 31 tháng 3, 2016

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just Let It Go.

As told to me by my 5 year-old daughter

The difference between rural, suburban, and urban.

  • If you stand naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
  • If you stand naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
  • If you stand naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.

Credit to someone on /u/jasonreid1976's Facebook.

What do you call a mentally retarded chef?

A slow cooker

My favorite tree died earlier.

Now I have mourning wood.

What did Cindarella do when she got to the ball?

Gagged

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

Thứ Tư, 30 tháng 3, 2016

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.

EDIT: LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.