Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 4, 2016

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff

Ba - Dumm - Tss...

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools...

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side. No offense....

I actually heard a joke the other day about an alternate ending to the movie Hook

where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter back to London in a body bag. It's a good joke, if a little dark, but it does require a dead Pan delivery....

What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom.

A pick pocket snatches watches....

An elderly Jewish woman

wins the lottery, $30 million after taxes. She goes to her Rabbi to discuss what to do with the money. She first says, "I'd like to spend $10 million on myself and my family." The Rabbi replies, "It would be good to enjoy your winnings, and family is important." She then says she'd like to donate another $10 million to the synagogue and the charity they run, since the synagogue has always been there for her, she'd like to give back. The Rabbi says they could always use the money. Then she says "I'd like to spend the last $10 million on a ten-foot...

4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed.

2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects....