I need to start sleeping with my mouth closed.
Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 4, 2016
Tesla Model 3 announced: release set for 2017, price starts at $35,000
Tesla Model 3 announced: release set for 2017, price starts at $35,000
Tesla says more than 130,000 preorders — buyers need to put $1,000 down — have been placed, and that number will continue to rise.
April 1, 2016 at 06:28PM
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The moderators of /r/jokes' presidential endorsement is....
She's sassy.
She's got a tight ass.
She puts grouchy 80 year old socialists in their mansplaining place.
She rocks a pantsuit like no other.
She's hated by reddit and loved by the black vote. (Not to mention loved by that rapscallion Debbie Wasserman Schultz!)
That's right, we're endorsing HilDog! Get out there and phone bank, facebank, donate (MATCH ME!) and annoy the ever-loving shit out of your friends to vote for her. Come November, VOTE HILLARY!
#YESSHECAN
#IMWITHHILDOG
One of my favourite jokes
My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deepthroat blowjob today.
"Really!" I exclaimed.
"No," She said, "April Foogargagggrraggggle."
That'll teach her to try and be funny...
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