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Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 4, 2016

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke?

A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father.

An Amish boy and his father

were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two, shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Did you hear about the meteorologist competition?

The losers got precipitation trophies.

What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination.

Don't die a virgin.

Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you.