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Chủ Nhật, 3 tháng 4, 2016

Thanks, student loans, for getting me through school

I don't think I could ever repay you

Obama: Trump doesn't understand foreign policy or the world


Obama: Trump doesn't understand foreign policy or the world
"People pay attention to American elections," Obama said at a news conference following the bi-annual Nuclear Security Summit in Washington, adding that the topic of Trump surfaced on the sidelines of those meetings. "What we do is really important to the rest of the world."

April 2, 2016 at 06:38PM
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A long series of jokes

503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

502.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Open door, put elephant in, close door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?

The giraffe. He's in a fridge.

Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

The gators are at the party.

Sally dies anyway. Why?

She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Humour is what separates us from the animals.

And the feminists.

Do you know why God invented yeast infections?

So women could know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

How do you make a neato burrito?

With cool beans.

Why are gay men so well dressed?

They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing...