Sometimes I get the punchline :(...
Thứ Ba, 5 tháng 4, 2016
Thứ Hai, 4 tháng 4, 2016
My 5 year olds painful twist on a knock knock joke
I was telling my son the "knock knock who's there banana
joke", and he laughed and told me to tell it to him again. As
I said knock knock he then backhanded my face and said "you
shouldn't stand so close to the door"...
So my friend had some issue with his hearing....
My friend was having some issues with his hearing, so he booked a doctor's appointment. The doctor checked him over and had a look in his ears. The doctor said "okay. So, describe the symptoms". My friend said "well, there's homer. He's the dad. And there's Marge, she's got big blue hair..."...
Jesus on the cross..
After a brutal and tough day carrying the cross up Golgatha, the Romans nailed Jesus with no remorse to the heavy wooden structure. Golgatha was a grand hill, and as the cross was raised Jesus looked down upon all those gathered before him.
He saw his wonderful mother Mary. He saw gods children. He saw Jerusalem in all its glory.
But his eyes finally fell on his good friend and disciple Peter.
"Peteeer", he called through painful breaths, "Peeteerr".
Peter, the must loyal of all Jesus's follows, jumped in shock. He began to run toward Jesus.
"Yes...
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