Why did the black man convert to Catholicism?

So he could finally have a father.

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Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps.

I was delighted.

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How did Hitler like his juice?

Concentrated

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass.

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Why do Jewish men get circumcised?

Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 30 percent off

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I masturbate with soap

Just thought I'd come clean

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Watch Villanova Defeat North Carolina For The National Championship On A Buzzer Beater Three

Watch Villanova Defeat North Carolina For The National Championship On A Buzzer Beater Three
In one of the craziest closing sequences to a National Championship game in a long time, Villanova defeated North Carolina 77-74 on a buzzer beater three — just seconds after North Carolina's Marcus Paige had tied the game with an off-balance, double-pump three of his own.

April 6, 2016 at 05:07AM
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