When a door closes...

and incognito window opens.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

(please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)

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Arresting words - The Boston Globe

Arresting words - The Boston Globe
When police make arrests, they often walk into a verbal storm. Culled from Boston Police Department records, these phrases say a lot about the harder edges of city life.

April 11, 2016 at 02:43AM
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Tired?

There's a nap for that

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder

The doctor says "what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"

The parrot replies "Africa there's millions of them"

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What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

The book has papers.

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