With a pair of caesars
Edit: fixed
Thứ Hai, 11 tháng 4, 2016
A girl was having a costume party...
(My favorite joke told to me by my uncle a long time ago)
A girl was having a costume party, and decided that the theme of the party was going to be emotions. So she puts one of her friends at the door to make sure everyone coming in is dressed like a emotion.
Well the party is going on, and the guy is standing guard. A woman comes up, dressed in all pink. The guy standing at the door stopped the girl and goes...
"I'm sorry ma'am, you can't come into the party, you're not dressed as an emotion." She goes, "Of course I am, I'm pink with passion!"
So he lets her in. Another guy comes up, dressed in all green. He stops him and goes...
"I'm sorry sir, you have to be dressed as an emotion to come in." The guy goes, "Of course I'm dressed as an emotion. I'm green with envy!" So he lets him in.
The next two people to come up to the door was two guys, who were almost entirely nude, with one of the men having a custard covering his privates, and the other one had a pear with a hole drilled in it for his pecker.
The man stops the two, and says "I'm sorry gentlemen, I can't let y'all in. For one you're completely naked. And secondly, y'all aren't dressed as emotions."
The two men go, "Well I will admit that we are naked, but we are most certainly dressed as emotions."
The first man says, "I'm fucking dis-custard."
The second says, "Yeah, and I'm deep in dis-pear."
A drunk walks up to two priests.
He says "I'm Jesus Christ." The priest shakes his head. "No son, you're not." The drunk goes up to the second priest. "I'm Jesus Christ."
The second priest gives the same answer.
The drunk glares at them for a second. "Look I can prove it. Follow me." He leads them to a bar and walks inside. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Jesus Christ, you're here again?!"
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