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Chủ Nhật, 17 tháng 4, 2016

I've always said that life is a lot like doing laundry

There's a lot less bleeding if you separate the colors from the whites.

Man sentenced to five years for masturbating with soap in public.

Came clean in court.

3 ladies are celebrating in a bar..

3 ladies are celebrating in a bar. The bartender asks the ladies ''what are you celebrating about?'' The ladies reply ''we finished a puzzle in only 6 months even though on the box it said 4-6 years.''

I killed a kid while stationed in Afghanistan

So me and my buddies asked a village elder if we could buy a kid as a joke. We didn't think he'd actually sell. $200. So we bring him back to our patrol base then realize...we can't keep this fucking kid. What will we do with him? So we decided we had to get rid of him. Cut his throat, drained all his blood, then butchered him like he was a deer. Threw him on the grill and ate him. Goat meat isn't bad. Kinda chewy.

Did you know that trampolines were originally called jumpolines?

Until your mom got on one.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

My girlfriend got a tattoo of a shell on her thigh

Every time I lay my ear on it I can smell the sea.