What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron....

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If H2O is water, and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4?

Drinking, bathing, watering etc etc....

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up....

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What do you call a typo on a tombstone

A grave mistake....

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A burglar broke into a house one night.

He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard: “Jesus is watching you.” Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. “Did...

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. That's a man's job....

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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band.

I would stand at the back, doing my ting....

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