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Thứ Ba, 19 tháng 4, 2016

A Priest takes a walk down to the docks one day

and runs into a fisherman that attends his church. Upon hearing that the priest has a few hours off the fisherman invites him out to sea to fish with him. Out at sea it doesn't take long for the fisherman to realize that the priest has no idea how to fish, so he gives him some quick instruction and shows him how to cast his bait out into the water. Within moments the priest manages to reel in the largest fish that the fisherman has ever seen. In the moment of excitement the fisherman exclaims, "Look at the size of that Son-of-a-bitch!" Immediately...

The Absurdity Of Steph Curry's 3-Point Shooting Visualized

The Absurdity Of Steph Curry's 3-Point Shooting, Visualized Charting the 752 top 3-point shooting seasons by players since 1980 emphasizes just how impressive Curry's 402 3-pointers this season were. April 18, 2016 at 07:34PM via Digg http://ift.tt/1MAci...

Kid vs barber

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead...

Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs!

So I told her that women are equal to men....

I crashed into a dwarf at some traffic lights

He got out of his car and said "I'm not happy." I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"...

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor...

Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house.

After finishing the race Obama says "Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?" Biden replies "No, Bush did 9:11."...