Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 19 tháng 4, 2016

What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple?

Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face....

I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know y...

PSA: Please don't call them dwarves...

It's not the proper gnomenclature....

I bought shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced it with,but I've been tripping all day....

Why does Elton John play the piano?

Because he sucks on an organ....

It's so cold outside

I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets...

I saw a gay midget the other day

I thought wow that's a little queer...