When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent.

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I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.'

If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself.

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I don't see how anyone could be against birth control.

It's just inconceivable

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The Untold Story of Magic Leap the Worlds Most Secretive Startup

The Untold Story of Magic Leap, the World’s Most Secretive Startup
The world’s hottest startup isn’t located in Silicon Valley — it’s in suburban Florida. Wired's Kevin Kelly explores what Magic Leap’s mind-bending technology tells us about the future of virtual reality.

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My Grandpa said to me the other day "Your generation relies too much on technology"

I replied, " no your generation relies too much on technology" then I unplugged his life support. Stupid asshole

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I'm not a fan of Trump but I'd never denigrate his supporters

If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down.

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A dog goes into a telegraph office

A dog goes into a telegraph office, takes a blank form, and writes: “Woof Woof. Woof Woof. Woof Woof. Woof Woof, Woof.”

The clerk examines the paper and politely tells the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

The dog looks confused and replies, “But that would make no sense at all."

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