Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 22 tháng 4, 2016

TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport...

The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking "Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?" I replied "No, only guns."...

3 blondes walk into a police station...

...looking for a job as a detective. They meet with the police chief who says "I'm going to show you a side profile mug shot of a man and you need to tell me something interesting about him." He shows the picture to the first blonde and she says "He's only got one eye". The police chief responds, "No, this is a profile mug shot, so you will only see one eye." He shows the picture to the second blonde and she says "He's only got one ear". The police chief again responds, "No, this is a profile mug shot, so you will only see one ear." He shows the...

Prince Dead At 57

Prince Dead At 57 The musical legend's body was discovered at his Paisley Park compound in Minnesota early Thursday morning. April 22, 2016 at 12:34AM via Digg http://ift.tt/1Tlkn...

Three friends die and go to heaven

(Change the names in this if you want to) Three friends die and go to heaven. When they reach the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets them, giving them the usual spiel that everyone gets when they're about to enter, and as they are walking in he says " By the way, I almost forgot the new rule. Whatever you do, don't step on a duck." The three friends think this is an odd rule, but they agree to it and step in. The second they enter they realize that the final rule might be harder to follow than they thought. Heaven is TEEMING with ducks! Try as they...

Next year I'll give up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights...

It's going to be Excel Lent...

Did you hear about Prince?

Well I mean the artist formerly known as Prince....

Thứ Năm, 21 tháng 4, 2016

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin...