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Thứ Ba, 26 tháng 4, 2016
What Would Happen If We Just Gave People Money?
What Would Happen If We Just Gave People Money?
Basic income is not a single idea but a family of closely related ideas. But the core motivation — to address social ills by just giving people money — has a long history.
April 26, 2016 at 12:44AM
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A priest giving confessional really has to take a piss...
... so he grabs the janitor and drags him into the confessional booth. "Can you fill in for me for a minute?"
"What?"
"Just listen to people, give them 10 hail Mary's, and send them on their way, it's easy," says the priest, and he runs to the bathroom.
A woman comes in on the other side of the curtain. "Bless me father for I have sinned. I have committed countless sins of the flesh, I love sucking cock."
The janitor says, "well, just, uhm, say ten hail Mary's and you shall be forgiven."
"No father, you don't understand! I live for sucking cock, I give out multiple blowjobs to strangers every day, I need more than just hail Mary's!"
Confused, the janitor leans out of the booth, stops a passing altar boy, and whispers, "Hey, what does father O'Mally usually give out for blowjobs?"
The boy says, "Two Snickers bars."
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