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A man and woman were on a first date. Things were going well so he felt obligated to tell her.
"I just want to let you know, before we go further that you're okay with something..." he says.
"What is it?" She curiously inquires.
"I have a baby-sized penis." He hesitantly admits.
"Oh don't worry about that, I'm sure we'll figure something out after a few drinks." She says as she winks and smiles.
Later that night they are in his apartment. Things start to get heavy and clothes come off. As he takes off his underwear, she let's out a gasp.
"I didn't know a penis could be that size?! She says.
"I told you it's the size of a baby. Eight pounds 6 ounces."
...but their son is in the house. So they tell him to go out on the balcony and tell them what's going on in the neighborhood while they do their thing. He proceeds to the balcony and begins reporting what he sees. "Looks like the Jeffersons got a new dog." he said. "Oh! And the Alans are moving out." he exclaimed. "Look at that. Looks like the Johnsons are having sex." The couple stops dead. "How do you know the Johnsons are making love?" said the boys father. After a short pause he replies, "Because their kid is out on the balcony."
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends!"
there was only one man that can see the accident. Farmer who owns the house nearby heard the noises and goes for taking a look, calling police and ambulance on the way. 30 minutes later police knocks his door and asks "Where are the people involved in crash?" Farmer says "Don't worry they were all dead so I buried them." Policeman gets confused and asks if he is 100% sure and farmer replies "Yeah some of them said things like I'm alive, please stop but you know the politicians right? They are all fucking liars.