It's not hard....
Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 5, 2016
The man with a baby-sized penis.
A man and woman were on a first date. Things were going well so he felt obligated to tell her.
"I just want to let you know, before we go further that you're okay with something..." he says.
"What is it?" She curiously inquires.
"I have a baby-sized penis." He hesitantly admits.
"Oh don't worry about that, I'm sure we'll figure something out after a few drinks." She says as she winks and smiles.
Later that night they are in his apartment. Things start to get heavy and clothes come off. As he takes off his underwear, she let's out a gasp.
"I didn't...
A couple wants to have a quickie...
...but their son is in the house. So they tell him to go out on the balcony and tell them what's going on in the neighborhood while they do their thing. He proceeds to the balcony and begins reporting what he sees. "Looks like the Jeffersons got a new dog." he said. "Oh! And the Alans are moving out." he exclaimed. "Look at that. Looks like the Johnsons are having sex." The couple stops dead. "How do you know the Johnsons are making love?" said the boys father. After a short pause he replies, "Because their kid is out on the balcony."...
Four Friends At A Party...
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said,...
A bus full of politicians crashes in a deserted area
there was only one man that can see the accident. Farmer who owns the house nearby heard the noises and goes for taking a look, calling police and ambulance on the way. 30 minutes later police knocks his door and asks "Where are the people involved in crash?" Farmer says "Don't worry they were all dead so I buried them." Policeman gets confused and asks if he is 100% sure and farmer replies "Yeah some of them said things like I'm alive, please stop but you know the politicians right? They are all fucking liars....
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