My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night...

She nearly took my fucking eye out.

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I walked into a shop and saw a radio for sale because the volume was stuck on high...

...I thought, I can't turn this down!

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An African American woman has 5 son's, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How do you tell them apart?

By their last names.

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Met a woman at the bar the other night

She was absolutely stunning. At least at 11/10. I asked her where she's from and what she does. She said "I live around here, and I'm a brain surgeon."

Now I don't know if it's sexist of me, but I was really impressed.

Most women can't pull off sarcasm.

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

A gun has only one trigger.

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