What’s the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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A woman is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The male cashier says: "You must be single."

He got fired.

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America Has Never Been So Ripe for Tyranny

America Has Never Been So Ripe for Tyranny
In the wake of Trump's most recent primary triumphs, at a time when he is perilously close to winning enough delegates to grab the Republican nomination outright, I think we must be clear about what this election has already revealed about the fragility of our way of life and the threat late-stage democracy is beginning to pose to itself.

May 2, 2016 at 06:32PM
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A lawyer, A priest and a scout Leader with his troupe are on a plane.

The pilot dies of a heart attack and the plane begins to go down.

Scout Leader "There aren't enough parachutes, we must give them to the children!"

Lawyer "Fuck the children!"

Priest "Do you think there's time?"

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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I was in a job interview today...

I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me."

So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.

Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!"

I said, "£100 and it's yours."

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